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WELL I WAS SHOPPING FOR A NEW CAR
WHICH ONE’S ME?
A COOL CONVERTABLE
OR AN S-U-V
TOO BAD I DIDN’T KNOW MY CREDIT WAS WHACK
CAUSE NOW I’M DRIVING OFF THE LOT IN A USED SUB COMPACT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!
SAW THEIR ADS ON MY TV
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING BUT WAS TOO LAZY
NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKIN FLY AND ROLLIN FAT
MY LEGS ARE STICKING TO THE VINYL
AND MY POSSE’S GETTING LAUGHED AT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!

Here’s the Pirate one:

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

And here’s the Dream Girl one:

Well, I married my dream girl,
I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s
No we can’t get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to free credit report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor? with a dog and a yard.

Well I’m shopping for a new car, which one’s me?
A cool convertible or an SUV.
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked,
so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells “free”,
credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my TV.
Thought about goin’ but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly I’m looking fat,
my legs are sticking to the vinyl
and my posse’s getting laughed at.
F-R-E-E, that spells “free”, credit report dot com baby…

Lookin’ for a new car, which one’s me -
A cool convertable or an SUV?

Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack -

Now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact.

F-R-E-E: that spells free Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my TV

Thought about going, but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin’ fly and rollin’ phat,

My legs are stickin’ to the vinyl

And my posse’s gettin’ laughed at.

F-R-E-E: that spells free Credit report dot com, baby

Well I’m shopping for a new car, which one’s me?
A cool convertible or an SUV.
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked,
so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells “free”,
credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my TV.
Thought about goin’ but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly I’m looking fat,
my legs are sticking to the vinyl
and my posse’s getting laughed at.
F-R-E-E, that spells “free”, credit report dot com baby…

WELL I WAS SHOPPING FOR A NEW CAR
WHICH ONE’S ME?
A COOL CONVERTABLE
OR AN S-U-V
TOO BAD I DIDN’T KNOW MY CREDIT WAS WHACK
CAUSE NOW I’M DRIVING OFF THE LOT IN A USED SUB COMPACT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!
SAW THEIR ADS ON MY TV
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING BUT WAS TOO LAZY
NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKIN FLY AND ROLLIN FAT
MY LEGS ARE STICKING TO THE VINYL
AND MY POSSE’S GETTING LAUGHED AT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!

Well I’m shopping for a new car, which one’s me? A cool convertible or an SUV. Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked, so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.F-R-E-E, that spells “free”, credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my TV. Thought about goin’ but was too lazy.Now instead of lookin’ fly I’m looking fat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at.F-R-E-E, that spells “free”, credit report dot com baby…